Thanks for answering, jimgorr. Then I suppose the only way would...

Thanks for answering, jimgorr. Then I suppose the only way would be by on-screen capture... and sound capture which would take ages. And then you would have to dedicate a computer or 2 to doing the capturing.
Can you speed up the playback?

Well if you're interest I have plenty of "offline" vids that can be played on any media player and at any speed...