From the Junior Speculators Bible (New Testament), Pasm 23:
“Yea, though I walk through thevalley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for off-take buyers artwith me; thy equity and thy finance contacts they comfort me. Thou preparest afunding before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head withcopper and zinc; my cup runneth over. Surely capital gains and dividends shallfollow me all the days of my life.”
Amen