Hey KC,A 450 SEL ran up the rear of something on Tuesday out the...

Hey KC,

A 450 SEL ran up the rear of something on Tuesday out the front of my house. Its been parked in the alley for two days now.

I might steal the hubcaps off it and sell them on EBay, IF the owner wants them back he/she can buy them off me IF they out bid any other bidders. Thats IF he wants them.

IF means nothing to me and should mean nothing to anybody who read that statement