What does a Dog and a Cat bring to the ‘table/contribute’?

A Dog;

It will guard your house and its occupants to the ‘death’

It will display all the following; love, excitement, guilt, pleasure, obedience.

Fetch things for you.

Go on walks with you.

If you were to die it would ‘pine’ it’s Life away for you.



A Cat;

Poops in a designated box.

Cleans itself.

On a really, really good day may present a mouse it has killled for your dinner

If you were to die it would probably ‘feast’ on you!