Donald Trump is meeting The Queen, and he says to her:
“As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."
To which the Queen replies. ‘I'm sorry Mr Trump, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."
Donald Trump thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?" to which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Trump”
Trump thought long and hard and came up with, "How about an Empire then?"
The Queen, getting a little pissed off by now replied, " Sorry again, Mr Trump, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."
Before Trump could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."
