Thank god I am not a woman. What would be my judgement?My third...

Thank god I am not a woman. What would be my judgement?

My third toe is also longer than my big toe. And yes I sure can climb trees - always could.

I got caught by the cops one night whilst demonstrating my climbing ability back in the sixties. Unfortunately I was climbing the columns on the front of the Commonwealth Bank in a southern Qld town - could never understand why the cops were not amused - and my mates all laughing their heads off at the situation. Oh well it broke the boredom for the night and no charges were laid.

I bet the cops drove off peeing themselves after handing out their stern "dressing down".