I'm with you manz, I shall vote no to these knaves freeloading...

I'm with you manz, I shall vote no to these knaves freeloading at my (almost bare) table.

So stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood, we shall charge the varlets together and unhorse them.

(Sir) Lunchalot
Freeloader Extraordinairre
Caveat: Lunchalot holds LIO

Ballad of Joe Mercorella

Hey Joe, where you goin' with that cash in your hand?
Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that cash in your hand?
Alright. I'm goin down to meet them Gypsy Jokers,
you know they are such good businessmen.
Yeah,! I'm goin' down to meet my pop-in-law,
you know he's a good businessman.

Uh, hey Joe, I heard you have just jumped town,
Uh, hey Joe, I heard you have just jumped town,

Yes, I did, I shot through........
Or they'd have put me in the ground.

Hey Joe, said now,
(Hey)
uh, where you gonna run to now, where you gonna run to?

Yeah.

I'm goin' way up north, way up north,
(Hey) way up Indonesia way! Alright!
(Joe) I'm goin' way up north,
(Hey, Joe) way up where there are people like me!
(where you gonna...)
Ain't no one gonna find me babe!
(...go?) Ain't no Federal policeman gonna,
(Hey, Joe) he ain't gonna put a rope around me!
Goodbye everybody.

Ow!

(apologies to the memory of Jimi Hendricks)