G'day Orion,
Okay I will consider myself suitably chastened. :)
I'll throw in a couple of excuses, just for good measure.
1) I had a tooth extracted on Wednesday.
2) I was just having a bit of fun.
Anyway, on to more serious things ....
Which genius decided that I would like to buy t-shirts that carry their brand name in huge letters? If Adidas or Jag or Russel want me to be a walking billboard for them then they should pay ME.