Thors new telephone service...

"Hello, And Welcome to the Thor Mining valued investor telephone service.......

If you want to know the current share price please press 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0....00000000000...-1

If you are happy with your investment please seek professional psychological help immediately...

If you want to complain about Thor management's performance please stay on the line, you are in a long queue and your continued investment is necessary for me and my family to maintain our current lifestyle...

If you are delusional, please press 7 for our current vacancies....

If you have amnesia or reside in the UK, press 8 for instructions on purchasing even more Thor mining shares....

If you have near-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have near-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have near-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have near-term memory loss, press 9.

If you are worried about your investment please press 4 and listen to Mick Billing talk and talk and talk about the near term prospects for our globally important assets and the many numerous prospective customers queuing up to buy our tungsten and gold in the near term and the many many financiers looking at financing Thor's globally important valued assets in the near term and all the activity happening right now in the Thor office and the prospects of near term production which is just around the next corner and if you stay on the line you can get a coupon for 1 billion shares...

If you want to know whats next for Thor mining please press 3B or 5B...

....Thank you...from all at Thor Mining...the worlds only near term producers living the dream...."

MT