this must be a ' joke'..?

3.10.2012

Czech Man Becomes the First Person in the World to Live With No Heart or Pulse

A 37-year-old man from Czech Republic recently became the first man to live without a heart for six months.

Jakub Halik, a former firefighter lived without a pulse for six months after undergoing pioneering surgery in April when doctors removed his heart and replaced it with mechanical pumps, according to The Sun

http://www.medicaldaily.com/articles/12503/20121003/czech-man-becomes-first-person-world-live.htm