ASX360 you're a poet...permit me to add another verse to keep the campfire burning so to speak...
"There was Squidgy there was Guttedsquid
Was Tui and Slampoil they all gathered for the fray
Mikayla and 247 came to lend a hand
There was no way they would miss out on pay-day
And as the gloom descended on this heavily taxed land
It came to pass Sir Eddie took the reigns and led the way."
The Apprentice.