What is it when one butcher spies on another butcher?
A steak out.
What do you call someone who steals from the butcher?
A hamburglar.
Did you hear about the butcher who was arrested for being a Russian spy?
Apparently there was more to him than meats the eye.
Why did the butcher retire?
He was cut off in his prime!
The man says to the butcher "Are you a gambling man?" The butcher replies "Yes, you could say that.
The man says "Okay then, I bet you $100 you can't reach that meat you've got hanging from the ceiling up there.
The Butcher looks up and says "No sorry" The man says "I thought you said you were a gambling man, why not?
The butcher answers. "The steaks are too high."
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