Now Turville, you offer a prize for the most "profane " comment...

Now Turville, you offer a prize for the most "profane " comment made on this thread, Spiderman puts up his hand for the prize and you and you offer no clue to what the prize is !!! ( very disappointing Turville !)
Maybe you don't have a prize in mind ???
Let me help you with a few suggestions !!!
PRIZE 1. A return trip to Nigeria to study the scams inflicted on the unwary !!! ( must have a lot of Nigerian shareholders who can pitch in. )
PRIZE 2. A night with Peter Foster and his " magical weight loss tea " ( bit like the weight loss some poor CHM holders will experience out of their wallets.)
PRIZE 3. A return trip to London to see Timmy Johnston from Firepower fame and his magic pills that save you trillions of miles per gallon !!! ( should read jack and the beanstalk first.) Timmy would be good to have on the CHM board, he scammed $100 million off the Aussie poor buggers !!
Hope I have been of assistance and you do really owe Spiderman an apology!!
Have a good week buddy !!!