Three guys were bragging about how clever their dogs are, nearby a fourth man just sat there listening to them.
The Engineer called to his dog ‘T-square, do your stuff’, T-square trotted over to a desk, with his mouth grabbed paper and a pen and promptly drew a pretty good circle.
Accountant, ‘Not bad! .... Slide Rule, do your stuff’, Slide Rule went out to the kitchen, returned with a bag of twelve cookies, tipped them out and proceeded to put them in groups of four.
Chemist guy waiting to trump his two mates, ‘Measure, do your stuff’, Measure got up and went to the kitchen, came back with a litre of milk and filled two 500 ml jugs without spilling a drop.
All three men were quite pleased at how clever their dogs were.
The fourth man, a wharfie, just laughed at the three guys and their dogs.
Addressed his own dog, a ‘bitsa’ lying at his masters feet.
’Coffee Break, do your stuff’!
Coffee Break jumped up, ran to the cookies, gulped them down, drank the milk, did a dump on the paper, sexually assaulted one dog, bit the other and chased the third dog.
In the process claimed he injured his back while doing all this, filled out a grievance form for unsafe working conditions and promptly put in a work cover claim!
