Don't even know where I bumped into this puerile bubble gum doo...

Don't even know where I bumped into this puerile bubble gum doo wop song, but I wish I hadn't.
Fake harps
Flashy white teeth
Those gold uniforms
Daggy dad dance steps
Sunglasses and shiny belt buckle
Caps with angel wings stuck on
Those hairdos
40 year old lead singer pretending he's 16

… and then the coup de grace, they turn on the fog machine, and in it rolls.



Need a replacement song ASAP, but "Good Old Collingwood Forever" just doesn't cut it, nor does "Paradise By The Dashboard Light". Good luck Jimmy today - a lot to live up to - I still have fond memories of the dulcet tones of Meatloaf.

Melbourne Storm by 4 points - wonder if they have a song?
Standing ovation to Billy Slater's legal team - simply the best.