The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship.
Little Sally led off. "I sold SES cookies and I made $30" she said proudly. "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civic spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good", said the teacher.
Little Debbie was next. "I sold magazines" she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."
"Very good, Debbie", said the teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk.
"$2,467", he said.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"
"Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough toothbrushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Johnny, "I set up a Chip & Dip stand and I gave everybody who walked past a free sample of a chip and some dip.
They all said the same thing, 'Hey, this tastes like dog s..t!'
Then I would say, 'It is dog sheet, do you wanna buy a toothbrush?'
"I used the Bill Shorten method of 'giving' you some crap by first dressing it up so it looks good and telling you it's free, and then making you pay through the nose to get the bad taste out of your mouth."
