It would be very timely to get some news about now, even Monday....

It would be very timely to get some news about now, even Monday.
But gawd I wouldn't won't to be in your boots if you go spring'n a surprise TH on us maaaate - that would be just too droll not to be funny.
The natives are restless and get'n more edgy, gawd, the longer it takes.
Ye of the heavens ubuv an' erf below, 'n big'n'little smelly creatures ..... anyway, I know 2 years ain't much time for gawds of your inimitableness, but could ya use some of ya magic tricks 'n this time to make sure it's not a shy(te announcement - you up for it!