The Condom Equality Party has called a demonstration in Sydney...

The Condom Equality Party has called a demonstration in Sydney on Sunday June 17 to demand that the Australian government act immediately to laugh at WikiLeaks’ editor and Australian citizen Julian Assange.

We call on all workers, students and organisations to recognise that this dude allegedly pulled off a condom twice (with different partners) during sex in a country where that unconsented dissemination of random sperm legally constitutes rape.

Which was a monumentally stupid thing for Assange to do.

At present, because of Assange's bacterial odour and lack of of personal hygiene, he is at risk of being expelled from the embassy that he disappeared to on bail. And the fact that everybody there hates him.

Wankers unite! We call for Assange to not look like a Bond villain stroking a bald cat in interviews. Protest now! (Or you'll have to put up with the bludger.)