Being a Friday, don't want to spoil the weekend, so been...

Being a Friday, don't want to spoil the weekend, so been playing it safe ...

This morning the girlfriend asked me if she looked fat in the pants she was wearing
I said no, I wasn't in the mood to go dancing.

She told me I was being sarcastic.
So I let her watch me pretend to care.

Told me to come home with something that made her look sexy like a supermodel.
I'm picking up a bottle of JD on the way home.

Great weekend to all