I wonder if they'll go so far as to have a ''metal detector'' at...

I wonder if they'll go so far as to have a ''metal detector'' at the door?
A few of us ''2%ers'' may well roll up with fake beards, dark glasses, spy cameras, hidden microphones, tracking devices, and all sorts of paraphernalia. Might even see the odd drone or two.
Me, I'll be doing all of the above and I'm also bringing a plate of delicious cupcakes and a crate of Champers for the occasion. DO NOT eat the ones with the red cross on the frosting. And DO NOT, under any circumstances partake of the bubbly.
See you there, I'll be carrying an umbrella, whether it's raining or not.
''cin cin''.

Maybe we should all wear Dan Murphy polo shirts, so we know who the ''good guys'' are.