Its not Football thats for sure, you need to be balancd to kick a ball straight.
It should be Called "Tosser League" Where all the Tossers Toss the ball to each other and run around in circles looking for someone they want to Hug.
The Huggers and Tossers all end up in a big cuddle on the Grass, and get up and another Tosser Tosses the ball to a Hugger, that runs around looking for Other Huggers to cuddle on the grass.
So it should be called MHTL, the Mostly Hugging Tossers League
