sir michael caine did not tell you that down the pub.
i know, because on the night in question he was at a neighbouring table
in cannes.
i was doing the antipasto thing with cameron.
not david, but diaz
and heres a whisper
sir mike has an oilex tattoo
and if mr miller pulls off a cambay/canning double could there be a knighthood?
hear terry barr still waiting for his
and did steve graves ever get his?
surely one out of 3 possible?
