Judge is probably trying to find the words that will seem...

Judge is probably trying to find the words that will seem sympathetic to CHM shareholders.
CHM on the verge of collapsing into a liquified mass of tahini.
Judge recently released from a "rest home" after being diagnosed with a laughing disorder.
Months of reading evidence from CHM case took its toll on his funny bone.
Judge panicked when he couldnt locate his horse hair wig after his release saved when being given one of Bennys sisters Leimo hair growth laser combs and being able to miraculously regrow his own hair at lightining speed and have it plaited into a realistic looking judge wig.

End arriving , about time for this slow train wreck as running low on jokes......