A mate of mine knows the poster.Jim likes a punt, particularly...

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    A mate of mine knows the poster.

    Jim likes a punt, particularly on the dogs, and always with the same bookie. Last time he went, he lost his shirt on the first seven races.

    Feeling sorry for him the bookie said he could have $10 at 10/1 on anything in the field in the last race. Jim chose the bunny.

    When the race was run, Jim raced up to the bookie to collect. Bookie says 'sorry Jim I can't pay out' Jim says 'but the bunny won'.

    Bookie then says 'you know that, and I know that, but look at the official results, number 4 won.'

    Hope that provides an insight
 
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