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Gee what a shame as they have got rid of their perfectly suitable dud imaginary marketing department that really could have gone gangbusters on this product and produced a great set of pointless statistics to justify the wages international offices and expenses. A duds for dud deal and a pretty presentation? Could travel 1st class to dud town to launch it . Its such a shame to have lost the capability to produce new figurines as you might be on a winner of an idea. Collectors would go mad for the golden handshake collectable figurine - seems to have been a few of those so maybe not as rare unless you could trade it in for the handshake amount !! The rarest figurine is the "I can sell chocolate with a margin " - not sure if any have been made yet and is in good company with the " I haven't sold a yowie duty free yet", "middle east Yowie" - thats a rare one , the mysterious Uk yowie - rare as hens teeth, The "junket yowie" Figurine was 8 people sitting around a board table and a crowd of hangers on. Wasn't a scratch and sniff but smelled funny. If you looked closely you could see the detail that they were just blow up dolls and really they were all "working" remotely. insert you could mail away and receive a airport lounge membership. Another staff only issue Yowie. . The "bonus yowie" was only given to staff and was a prized collectable. Looked like small gold bars came with a special insert - a cheque . .
The "3.8 hour week Yowie" - really collectable. Was thought to be a misprint by shareholders on the insert but meant the recepients could work their other jobs and run their other businesses on the other 35 hours a week. It was a special yowie as it was exchangeable for a full 38 hour weekly wage, all travel accomodation - the works.. Wow
Then there was "Speedy Gonzales Yowie " Shaped like a sombero The fastest in all meccico or maybe it was slowpoke rodrguez really the "Daffy old duck yowie " - though it was fresh but was just old and stale duck and flew south in winter The "wile coyote" - never knew there was coyotes in WA. "the road runner Yowie" looked like a major shareholder and was the fastest bird in the desert but doing a runner and eating seed. "the corporate raider yowie" A 2 headed snake like figurine -Beware this yowie is poisonous and dangerous to your financial health. "the asic yowie" This is a special edition Yowie- had a string pull voice box in its back . kept repeating " nothing to be seen here" " i know nothink" and then its pants would catch on fire . The "business plan yowie" It looks a lot like micky mouse but has had brain transplant with goofy.. It was the first scratch and sniff Yowie and when you scratch the surface it smells like excrement.
The most common yowie figurines are "thrift nearly out of date yowie " I'm just a shell and figurine- comes in a bulk bin Was late known as the charity dumpster Yowie. Was a good breeder until it was spayded and put down. " I had a accident yowie " with damaged wrapper or cracked chocolate, "black and white mistral yowie" also knows as fat bloom yowie., "staff yowie or friends with benefits yowie " whole containers taken by staff, relatives, friends , "frequent flyer yowie" lots of em but hard to find as always on the move,
The most common common Yowie is the "poverty yowie" was handed out to shareholder and figurine includes a small mirror in its face
The "tax deduction " yowie looks very rotund and is black -looks a lot like a black hole.
The "Sooekaj Yowie" the sooky yowie is it's nickname and is figurine is a blind man looking deep inside himself and is actually a fake yowie . Cant see tech or fundamentals and blaming everyone else for being blind.
The most seen yowie is the "manipulator yowie" - Also known as the broker yowie. it comes with it's own quadruple HC logins in insert .The figurine a broker holding a old water pump and has a oversize a pump handle . $$$ are squirting out the pump.
The "technical anal-yst " yowie is a Yowie figurine holding a downward arrow and there is airspace between Stomach and thighs- it has no bottom.
The "shareholder yowie" Looks a lot like a worn out rug thats been walked all over. Special edition " shareholder yowie" Was also a worn rug but was a scratch and sniff version. smelled like every animal in the world had pissed on it. The insert allowed you to mail away and receive a trough lolly back.so your world would smell sweeter .
I was going to give you all the secret internal code names for the new yowies figurines but I'm sure someone will suggest em.
Suffering succotash thats all folks
Beeepp Beeeeep
Newsflash
Series 6 about to be released- Called the Muppet series
Only a few in the series
"the shareholder MK!! Yowie" Figurine is person on a spit getting slowly roasted. every now and then there is a special edition which is just a empty shell. Ya never know what you will get,
"Charles Lutwidge Dodgson yowie " Figurine is a magnifying glass Insert allows holder to receive a annual fairy tale book and shorter 4 fairy-tales . May need magnifying class to see numbers in fairy-tales.
"hank yowie" Looks like a choc bar and special insert allows you mail away your details and a lawyer would send back a invoice and a court would send a Sunpeona
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