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Originally posted by iceman.11: ↑

Happy/Merry Xmas: this greeting to be phased out as it may be offensive to people from other cultures.

Solution: To be changed to Happy Present Day.

Sex ‘box’ question; Male or female, to be phased out.

Solution: One box only, ‘Human being’, ‘proof’ by submitting relevant test that you are ‘not’ a robot.

Should be a fair while before anybody considers that this could be offensive/discriminatory to ‘aliens’ or animals!

Toy situation for children: no more pushers and dolls for girls, no cap guns for boys, very sexist, all toys to be non-gender.

Above toys will end up where poor old ‘gollywog’ ended up!

Jokes in the future will not have any references to nationalities, sex, religious groups or current events etc etc, general consensus though may allow politician and lawyer jokes.

Eg; Three human beings in a bar joke; human being ‘a’, human being ‘b’ etc would be quite acceptable!

This will probably wipe out the humour forum, as we know it, on HC, Dayreamer and margret63 will have their work cut out to supply enough material!
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HC mods no longer required either.

Happy Humour Day from the future.

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In that case... Great news, I'll actually have time to finish that book I started reading 4 years ago.

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