Hi all I honestly had no idea BPH were behind with the IPO. So...

Hi all

I honestly had no idea BPH were behind with the IPO. So out of character too!!!

Obviously waiting to post a price sensitive announcement that BAR has exceeded all clinical trials and demand is expected to be massive. That is sure to create hysterical excitement and get you all racing for your cheque books!!

Immediately after IPO closes though I am equally sure that another ann will tell you that the clinical trials earlier referred to were on Yaks in Outer Mongolia and even if they were able to get the equipment there through the impassable mountain ranges it has now been found that BAR actually doesn't work on Yaks. It was found that a number of Yaks falsified their results and a CR is now immediately required to contest the matters in Court. The chances of winning are slim in this Yak sensitive Country and mgmt are already gearing up for a capital reconstruction, a rights issue and a SPP to cover costs.

Oh, we are truly blessed to have BPH among us.

I am sure the man from BPH will give you all a ring to see what your intentions are so please be nice!!

I cannot wait for MDS to float. I expect God to do the promo launch with DB sitting on one hand and a stack of MDS shares on the other.

I'll keep an eye on proceedings. Watch your backs. :)