Dividends?! What's that?
Money?! I have no time for such nonsense!
Oh... you mean those squiggles on the screen? Oh... I do not believe in such things... squiggles on a screen have no material existence!
I do believe in cheese though... a nice big yellow bar of cheese. At least with that, I can shove it in my mouth and eat it as the NK rocket comes hurtling towards me!
Come to think of it... I can buy quite a few slices of cheese for 30c...