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You may have MONO, here is a brief description:

The misnomer "kissing disease" is often applied to mono, as in developed countries it is most common at the same age when adolescents and young adults are initiating romantic behavior.

Symptoms

* Fever—this varies from mild to severe, but is seen in nearly all cases.
* Petechial hemorrhage
* Abdominal pain - a possible symptom of a potentially fatal rupture of the spleen.[1]
* Aching muscles
* Headache
* Loss of appetite
* Depression
* Diarrhea
* Dizziness or disorientation
* Uncontrolled shaking at times
* Unable to swallow due to enlarged tonsils
* Dry cough
* Supra-orbital oedema—the eyes become puffy and swollen—may occur in the early stages of infection