For it is the season to be jollyas The Oil Baron is here to...

For it is the season to be jolly
as The Oil Baron is here to represent HRH King Wally
who despite the financial crisis has substantially increased his wealth
thanks to the intelligence and magnomious knights stealth
When all the doomsayers started crying
US $$$$$$$$$$$$$ he started buying
More gold for the gates thanks to those low interest rates
and as Dame Kate Moss started to sing
there were more diamonds for the wifes rings
Now what might he have for all his supporters
Now that Comsec has ruined the life of the shorters
Many cried and one wept boo hoo boo hoo
there ng certainly no knighthood for that depressing Otakou
HRH has a laugh and provides a ry smile
Diswciples we are adding some more ore to the increasing stockpile
Nothing as well for good old cletus
whose posts have the intelligence of a baby foetus
Now its that time of the year that the honours are awarded
Some have performed others have rorted
Now lets make the call
I now knight you SIR Jetballs (right on the money)
Whos next HRH asks looking at the awesome colur of the dam
Kneeling before you I knight you SIR Shnan
And what better opportunity for a capital raising
I now knight you Sir Special Occasions
Now HRH also likes a bit of Bravo
So he also has a knighthood for the now Sir DAVO
Unfortunately some have spent to much time looking in the dustbin
A knighthood missed HRH is sorry Justin (2)
Now you have realised your shares and there not worth a bar (don't upset HRH)
there is also no knighthood for the only star (Saggitarius)
Now HRH has always liked a sucker
Not one of these he now knights the one and only Sir BUKKA
Now beware of who is about to make a BID
HRH also has a knighthood for Sir SUNDANCE KID
Now HRH also noticed logic that will help someone quickly go a cropper
Obviously no knighthood for the foolish tinhopper
Now my young bloke just landed a job with good old Comsec
HRH also has no knighthood for the doomsayer tomsec
Now many of you don't know about FAS winning scratchy
But none will be surprised there is no knighthood for the Apache
Now HRH is a lot like Donald Trump who runs a good show
Its time also for the apprentice to go
Now there is many a poster who thinks FAS is a bomber
Not the one and only now knighted Sir Toma (1111)
For those that missed out on this years awards
Post more favourably and keep your hands off HRH broads
To those that have joined us at the famous round table
HRH wishes upon you the same wealth that he fables
Merry Xmas and best wishes to all
Look out for Sea Lake in the fall
And from HRH who is about to load his GWR cannon
He hasn't forgotten the most famous knighthood of all for the now
SIR OIL BARON
Whats this about the CHANGE in NAME
HRH is about to commence the NEW YEAR GAME
He not only will get for Xmas a CLASSIC new car
In the new year Santa will bring a merger with GWR !!!

Merry Xmas all and Happy New Year
The Oil Baron on behalf of Hotcoppers only KING
HRH KING WALLY