My wife has been trying to get me to loose some weight.....

My wife has been trying to get me to loose some weight..

Yesterday she sent me shopping with a list of all healthy foods, fruits, vegetables, low fat, low sugar... You know .

When I returned home my wife discovered a box of chocolate chip cookies..

She glared at me and said " What's going on here?"

"Well" I said... "This box of cookies has half the calories than usual.”

“How is that?” My wife asked..

I answered with some delight..

“Well, I ate half of them on the way home.”

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I didn't get any dinner last night ..