Reporter: "Josh, so emissions have increased?" Josh: "Yes, but...

Reporter: "Josh, so emissions have increased?"
Josh: "Yes, but it's not our fault"
Reporter: "Whose fault is it?
Josh: "People turning on all those danged air conditioners"
Reporter: "Why are they doing that?"
Josh: "Because it's getting hotter"
Reporter: "Why is it getting hotter?"
Josh: "Because of climate change"
Reporter: " What is causing climate change?"
Josh: "Increased carbon dioxide in the atmosphere"
Reprter: "But haven't Australia's emissions increased for the last 4 years in a row?"
Josh: "Yes, but that's not our fault"
Reporter: "Whose fault is it?
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(Can be sung to the tune of "There's a hole in the bucket, Dear Josh, Dear Josh")