Jim and Joe..., page-16

With your PHD you have no problems. You don't have to work because you are not employable. You don't have to pay back your student loan because you never earn enough. You don't have money problems because you don't have any. You don't have to wake up early in the morning, can go fishing all day, can go on protest marches and criticize and complain about everything, because you have nothing else to do.