i dont like balance sheets coz they are too hard to read-i need...

i dont like balance sheets coz they are too hard to read-i need bigger letters

i don't understand announcements coz sometimes the words are too big- cant get my lips around them

and dividend is a dirty word(TLS)

i prefer beer to tea(FBG)

i do like a little port (Penfolds Grandfather) with my coffee(lavaza) and maybe a cigar at the end of a hard session on friday evening(Cuban)


i do not ever buy a stock that sp is going down(TLS)
i will only buy a stock with evidence on a chart that suggests it will rise(PDN)

i do however read the grafitti on toilet walls and today it said all stocks will go down except for AND and wot u know bro the toilet wall was right.(ASX)

ur toilet has balnce sheets with which u can wipe ur rear end with coz thats all they r good for.

Watch the price action if it goes up buy it -if it goes down sell it- any other way of trading is stupid!

good luck


oh by the way i prefer to look in the toilet bowl instead of tea cup...if it floats buy it -if it sinks sell