It's interesting that they state they have means and will need...

It's interesting that they state they have means and will need to raise more money to drill.
We were told what a wonderful prospect we had (virtually a car park off the main highway and we drill), bought the land, sourcing rig, oops hang on there seems to be a spot on this 2D further north, forget about the original location there is rocks down there, might break the drill bit (can only afford one bit by this time).
Let us not forget about our OIL GURU (I think he got sick and went home with some money). Found this 2D (can't drill on 2D) Let us see if we squint hard enough it might look like 3D (NO, need to tun our head slightly, YES 3D).
Let us now set up an office and employ someone, any close mates over there?(NO), OOPS forgot to do that one.
THIS IS GETTING TO HARD, we are looking a little amateurish (how embarrassing), what will we do?
I KNOW, we will get the receptionist to work 1 day per week, give her an 80% reduction in wages and the rest of us can go work for our other companies and to be fair we will take a 20% reduction.
This by the way is all fictitious and Just My Opinion of one possible scenario, anyone have any other good stories to while away the time.
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