Sound like this place,Have suicidal sparrows,
WHat like to play on the edge of the flue,
and end up fallin in,,
and make a ruckuss,
and when one opens the door
come out even more sooty colored than before,
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So open the door and out they fly
Striaght to the Turkey Thingy Pub,,and drown the shame,,,
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And then try it a the next day
All over again...
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Sparrow not be mensa material
