fracking in september

yes but
WHICH september?

these guys are so lacking in credibility
they dont even have the courage to keep us informed about their activities
it must be so lonely at the office
sitting there in the dark dreaming about all their lost opportunities


in fact now that i mention it has anybody heard or seen them lately?
im getting worried for their wellbeing

maybe we should call the police and report them as missing persons

i propose getting an emergency hamper together for them
does anybody knit socks ///