Soon, another man enters the confessional.“Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have sinned withFannie Green twice a week for the last two months.”This time the Priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?""A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.“Very well," says the Priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's.”The next morning in church, the Priest is preparing to deliver his sermon,when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon heras she slowly sashays up the aisle, and sits down in front of the Altar. Herdress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. ThePriest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spreadapart, Sharon Stone-style.The Priest turns to the altar boy and asks in a whisper, "Is thatFannie Green?"The altar boy replies ................. "No Father, I think it's justthe reflection off her shoes"
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