Copied from the humour forum, #2 sounds familiar!"Now is not the...

Copied from the humour forum, #2 sounds familiar!


"Now is not the time for making new enemies." Voltaires famous last words in response to a priest at the side of his deathbed asking him to renounce Satan.

"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears."
Robert W. Sarnoff

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
Bob Hope

"The art is not in making money, but in keeping it."
Proverb

"The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money."
IRS auditor

"The lack of money is the root of all evil"
Mark Twain

"If you would like to know the value of money, go and try to borrow some."
Benjamin Franklin