September WTI futures getting another bashing as I look. Assume...

September WTI futures getting another bashing as I look.

Assume brace positions. Leave all personal items on board and flow the floor lights to your nearest exit. When leaving the aircraft inflate your life jacket by pulling the cord. You will find a very handy small light and whistle which will surely assist you when you are getting tossed around in the freezing gale force oceans of the North Atlantic. If you are very lucky you might catch a glimpse of a small and distant light in the darkness just before you drown. Such light emanating from above a small card table in the cabin of a skeleton crew of three people put on an oil platform to conduct care and maintenance because of the god sent miracle which is shale oil fracturing technology.

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