Cicero to Augustus; A Senator was at the Roman baths and met a woman there, he said to to the woman ‘I’m a Roman Senator AND I’m honest’! , ‘Yes said the woman ‘I’m a 21 year old prostitute and still a virgin’!
Fast track to the future, 2019; Robbo to Mick.
’Hey Mick wanna hear a politician joke’?, ‘This politician was at a Canberra nite club and trying to impress a shelia, he said to her I’m one of Australias finest citizens, I’m a politician and a honest one at that’.
’Yes’ replied the shelia, ‘And I’m 21, a prostitute and still a virgin, meanwhile nick off you hanker’!
