tooli, your politically correct story nearly brought me to tears.Please don't ever mention to your grandchildren there was at the start porn king and rugby player as lender of last instance with $ 200,000 ...
let's deny everything ever happened.
PS:
Mark Twain said many years ago ;
Mine is hole in the ground with thief sitting on the top.
( Maybe your MMX is not exactly 100 % clean time will tell)