Dear DaveWe realise the 3rd and 4th of April have now...

Dear Dave

We realise the 3rd and 4th of April have now passed.

Please note, in the final paragraph of our last announcement, we did not specify which year.

To this end, we have not disappointed shareholders who may have incorrectly assumed that trading would recommence on April 4, 2014.

We anticipate that our forthcoming sausage sizzle fundraiser might generate enough revenue to fund the changing of the locks on the office doors.

Incentives being considered at the moment include giving away 10,000 ordinary shares with each sausage purchased.

Then, each sausage would be split, in order to facilitate a line of sauce and/or mustard, as opposed to a line of credit.

Hope to see you there.