I would be keeping that one to yourself......Might give the Head...

I would be keeping that one to yourself......Might give the Head of Australia Post Ideas on getting rid of have the Nations Posties.......While the other half left would be Feeding the cats an looking after their welfare....

I can see the Head of Australia Post getting another $2 million bonus for that idea......no wages or super payments and holidays, just cat food expenses an vet bills....