Bit quiet these days. I trust we're all taking advantage of...

Bit quiet these days. I trust we're all taking advantage of these low prices?

How's about this, while we wait...

One day, after striking oil in Alaska, an opportunistic oilman came down from the mountains, walked into a saloon and yelled, ​

"I'm lookin' for the meanest toughest roughest hooker in the Yukon!"​

"We got her!" replied the barman. "She's upstairs in the second room on the right".​

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The oilman paid for the hooker and two beers, grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked the second door open and yelled, "I'm lookin' for the meanest toughest roughest hooker in the Yukon!"​

The woman looked at the oilman and said "Ya found her!"​

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She then stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.​

"How do you know i want that position first?" asked the miner.​

"I don't," replied the hooker, "but i thought you might want to open those beers first."​

Have a good day y'all.