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I hope all passengers are enjoying the in-flight entertainment of the lunar lap dancers aboard the planet profit express.

If you look out the starboard portholes, you will see the spectacular coronal ejection of the yesterdays closing auction.

Any Planet surfers travelling with us who want to ride the coronal ejecta for short term joy, can find ionospheric skim boards in the overhead compartments.

Do not stray too far from the ship.