Who typed this?
Was it you, Fat Bloater?
Or was it your computer that hijacked your fingers again?
Or was it the Fairy Godmother or Santa Clause.
Hey, maybe it was an asylum seeker
Or a Labor politician.
Or a welfare recipient.
Or....maybe... and don't be scared now...
Maybe...
...it....
...was...
....your...
....
....
....
....LANDLORD!
Coming for his rent cheque.
Again.