Funny really, I thought my swill had gone flat. But today of all...

Funny really, I thought my swill had gone flat.
But today of all days my glass is starting to bubble (fester?), but not yet half full.
It's the only jolly hint of green in my portfolio atm.
Somebody must have slipped a tonic or some sherbet into it.

But why today??
Gage can't be that much of an attractive alternative in the current market.
Just imagine what the sp would have achieved today if it was an up day.

Maybe a whiff of something has escaped the brewery.
Hmmmm ...... but what??