Basically you’re a dumb monkey. You lack complexity to the extent that people often believe you’re a fake. Many want to know what you’re thinking but the truth is: nothing at all. Your ability to oversimplify things is reductive, embarrassing and often totally deceitful. Your lack of foresight makes you look naive, unprepared and careless. The fact that you are utterly delusional about how experienced you are doesn’t help either.
Some of your close family think that you have ADHD? No, that would actually be a good excuse for your complete inability to focus. You’re so unfocused that you don’t even have opinions, you don’t even really have thoughts, you merely say things for the hell of it and hope no one expects you to back those things up. What’s worse than your empty head is your ability to convince others that you actually know what you’re talking about. A master bullshitter you are.
There is no one more delusional than you. You’re not attention-seeking, you’re attention-expecting. You actually believe that you are an exceptional human being worthy of more praise and attention than anyone else just for waking up and putting on pants correctly this morning. You’re entirely shallow and the constant measuring of your self-worth by how many 3b's and 5b's you publish makes you bratty, annoying and insincere.
People think you’re smart, what a joke. Parroting the cliches and ideas of people much wiser and thoughtful than you is the only way you can even hold a conversation. You’re not only bored but you’re truly boring. There is nothing going on in that head but cereal and so you fill it with fantasy forward looking statements in the hope that people will like you. It’s also why you exaggerate everything because nothing has ever really happened to you in your dull hum drum walter mitty style life.
The events of your life will continue to uncannily mirror those depicted in the film 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'. Coming up Hotel Unemployment...
Check yourself, fool, there is a huge plot change for you this year. You are going to get plenty of free time to contemplate your navel. This year brings the final of seven Pluto-Uranus squares in February. You've been on a crash course for the past few years and your air bags are about to fail you.
Lucky number: 3b or 5b
Lucky colour: filemot
Lucky day: Pay day
Lucky metal: anything but Tungsten
Lucky mine: dundas
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