Graymatter i found $20 yesterday and for a fleeting moment i had...

Graymatter i found $20 yesterday and for a fleeting moment i had the idea to buy 3333 shares of CHM.
In that fleeting moment i imagined having the right to attend CHM's AGM thanks to the shares and showing up in my old football boots , Balmain jersey and headband full of dry sweat.
I would have clunked into the room with my proxy form and sat stonefaced listening to every word Benny baby would say staring deeply into his eyes.
I would hearhis pursuasive argument as to why he should be issued 24,000,000 free options.
Then i realised i couldnt do it cause $20 is better spent on a few beers rather than CHM shares.